Master Corral: Simon And Garfunkel

ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD were playing with our RED RUBBER BALL. Julio suggested that we go to SCARBOROUGH  FAIR with CECILIA. I wanted to take someone so he suggested I WAKE UP LITTLE SUZIE.   So off we went and all four of us FEELIN GROOVY.   We rode some rides and watched THE BOXER work out and then we were HOMEWARD BOUND. We had to cross the THE BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER.  As we walked home we saw a sign that said some nice things about AMERICA.  We felt so proud when we read it. We walked by MRS ROBINSON and she is STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.  She gave us THE SOUND OF SILENCE treatment and then she yelled I AM A ROCK and we all began to run away. When we finally arrived home we went inside and watched a movie called FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER   We all looked at each other and began to laugh   Life was so cool when we were young and reckless   .