Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Master Corrall: A Queen For A Day
After A NIGHT AT THE OPERA with the LOVE OF MY LIFE we headed on home to GET DOWN MAKE LOVE. The opera was BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY with all the FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS. I told my girlfriend that there was NO ONE BUT YOU for you see I was UNDER PRESSURE to the PLAY THE GAME of love. She didn't believe me so ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. I became depressed and my friends said DONT TRY SUICIDE but I told them I WANT IT ALL I told them WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER and to DONT STOP ME NOW. You see it really is a CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE I didn't go through with it so I went out and found another woman to have sex with. Her child came in and I told him would TIE HIS MOTHER DOWN and that he should go to the BICYCLE RACE The woman asked me how I felt about her and I told her YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND when in reality IM IN LOVE WITH MY CAR. I did tell her that WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS and that WE WILL ROCK YOU all night long and that made her happy. Women go figure.